Student:  Are you a Mrs. or a Ms.?
Me:  Ms.
Student:  I think I would like you better as a Mrs.
Me:  I'll get right on that

Me:  Your project will be due October 13th.
Student:  WHY ARE YOU MAKING US TURN THIS IN ON HALLOWEEN
The whole class:

Today is test day

Me:  You'll need a blank sheet of paper for your short answer questions.
Student:  (30 minutes later) Umm, why do we need a piece of paper?
Me:  Like I said three times at the beginning of class, so you can write the answers to your short answers on it.
Student:  (genuinely confused) You means like write words?
Me:

Student:  My stomach hurts

Me:  Okay, go to the bathroom

Student:  Nah, I want this smelly fart to annoy the girl next to me

Girl:

I came into school with my hair wet...I woke up late, whoops.

Student:  I LIKE YOUR RAIN HAIR!
Me:  Umm..
Student: walks away dancing like

The Beginning of a New Year

Hello everyone!

I have decided to create this blog to share with the world the outrageous things that come out of my middle schooler's mouths.  Sometimes I wonder how they've made it this far in life.